The latest from Rob of SF.
Labels: britney spears, mitch, mitch wood, monkey, monkey mitch, sfmitch, wood
The latest from Rob of SF.
Labels: britney spears, mitch, mitch wood, monkey, monkey mitch, sfmitch, wood
It's SS Madonna from Mark of San Francisco.
It's Wonder Maddy from our very own Madonna. Madonna has been secretly monitoring our site for fresh ideas and finally, finally, a contribution from the star herself. I'm sure Madonna is feeling a bit like wonder woman this year supporting a #1 album, a #1 tour, traveling and caring for her husband and 2 children and taking care of the star herself. Many thanks Madonna...keep 'em coming.
It's Totally Healthy-Kitty Madonna from Rob in SF.
It's Totally Sphinx Madonna. From MTV News, 2004. Madonna may enjoy taking a holiday and some time to celebrate, but it looks like she won't be doing it in Egypt. According to The Straits Times, Egypt has decided to shut its doors to the superstar after her recent visit to Israel. Despite a peace agreement in 1978, political relations between Egypt and Israel are strained and the Egyptian Parliament has issued an order to the government demanding that Madonna be denied entry into the country. Egyptian embassies abroad were also reportedly contacted and told not to allow Madonna a visa.


It's Anna Madonna Smith. I hope Anna gets her money. That little shit stepson of of her's should be shot in the face at point blank range. The U.S. Supreme Court will weight in in this case in January.
Straining Madonna in Home Office.
I'm without access to my Guess Madonna's Next Look folder as I'm in Palm Springs with my partner Dale and dear friend Darrel Smith. We're at CCBC and it is really nasty here. I think I'm going to need a new blog to share some of these other experiences with you but in the meantime, here's a picture of me at the LAX commuter terminal a few weeks ago. Check back after tomorrow for more Madonna's.
OMG! It's Mullet Madonna or Hirsutism Madonna...take your pick. I worked very hard to keep this from becoming yet another mullet site but it's getting really hard.
It's Sister Ivana Lotta Madonna. Ok...the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence will love me for this. Maybe they can help me come up with a better name.
Antonio Banderas and Madonna are re-united in Columbia Pictures' epic adventure "The Legend of Zorro".
This is Ultrasound Madonna. She's so cute. I see this when she shares with us baby #3. Or maybe she'll do an entire video from within the womb filmed via ultrasound equipment. She's always trying something new so it wouldn't surprise me on bit.
This is Jumping Jack Flash Madonna. The flea, common name for any of the small, wingless insects of the order Siphonaptera. The adults of both sexes eat only blood and are all external parasites of mammals and birds. Fleas have hard bodies flattened from side to side and piercing and sucking mouthparts. Their legs are powerful and adapted for fast movement and jumping, enabling them to find new hosts as well as to escape quickly the attempts of the hosts to remove them. The adults can survive away from a host for several weeks without eating. Flea eggs are usually laid in dirt or in the nest of the host; the larvae feed on organic material and the feces of adult fleas. Metamorphosis is complete; the larvae spin silken cocoons when ready to pupate. Many species are not specific to a particular host species, and cat and dog fleas, as well as the human flea of the warmer parts of Europe and Asia, attack humans. Certain rat fleas transmit typhus and bubonic plague to humans, and another species transmits tularemia from rabbits. Fleas also transmit several species of tapeworms that sometimes infest humans. The chigoe is a flea. Water fleas and beach fleas are crustaceans and not closely related to the insects. Fleas are classified in the phylum Arthropoda, class Insecta, order Siphonaptera.

It's Madonnahuahua. I love this...how cute! I love dogs...snif snif. I can see Madonna doing the whole dog thing. She was born in the year of the dog so it all makes sense to me. I know she's done the collar and the leash during her Erotic days so it's just a carry forward of that. This is another great Madonna from Rob of SF. Thanks Rob!
Here is a picture of Monkey Mitch and Madonna. This is at her San Jose show of the Reinvention Tour. I was determined to get the best seats in the house no matter how much I had to pay. I found this woman on Craigslist that won 2 tickets for the dance pit. I bought those tickets from her and my friend Chris and I were in the pit, in the stage, for the entire show. She came over and sang to us and touched all of our hands....it was really fun. When I met this person at the venue to get the tickets, there was this big mix-up so Warner Bros. gave her a second set of pit tickets for the next night. I bought those from her too and went with my partner Dale. It was a most memorable evening. For the third show we had tickets in the 6th row on the floor. Though I paid $600 for these 2 seats, they didn't compare to the two previous nights in the pit. I hope she has a dance pit for her 2006 Disco tour.
It's Bozodonna! Clowns scare me. I have this phobia so I don't know if I would like to come across this while flicking through the cable channels late at night. First of all, notice that I called my fear of clowns a phobia. It's called coulrophobia or clownophobia. This is a real phobia that affects approximately 10 percent to 20 percent of the population - myself included. When they play Send in the Clowns, I go running.
This is "Madonna Doesn't Live Here Anymore" by Paul. I like this one. I can see Madonna doing a sitcom. She did Will & Grace, why not Alice. Kiss my grits.
This is Adult Onset Diabetes Madonna. I like that Madonna looks so happy in this picture. Here, Madonna is clearly in her 50s, enjoying a relaxing Sunday bike ride in Hyde Park without being encumbered by her many bodyguards. As interest in Madonna has waned, she can be seen flowing in and out of her London neighborhood without notice and often without her pack of human attack dogs.
This is Wino Madonna given to us by Michael in SF. I see this as a chapter in Madonna's next VH1 Behind the Music special. From club scenester to cultural icon to mother (her most satisfying role yet), Madonna's moves are endlessly fascinating and sometimes tragic. Especially tragic is her most recent transformation into Wino Madonna. She's finally destroyed herself, drunk and bedraggled and curled up on the wretched streets of London. If there is to be any hope for Madonna, we must all try and love Madonna until she can, once again, love herself. WE LOVE YOU!

Just to keep with the theme, I wanted to pull this last one out of my bag. I promise to move on to more palatable new looks tomorrow.
This one is really nasty but I have to post it. I'm excited to introduce to you Stool Pigeon Madonna.

Good Cod this is good. This is Alaskan Fish Cannery Madonna submitted by Rob in SF. You can earn up to $20K in just 3 months doing this kind of work. Thanks Rob from SF, this helps bring to light the issue of overfishing our oceans. An example: Off the coast of New England, cod were once so plentiful that boats had trouble pushing through them. Now the cod are nearly gone, and a centuries-old fishing tradition is ending because of overfishing. Like a Sturgeon was a famous parody of Like a Virgin. Here's the album cover.
WOW...Guess Madonna's New Look on Monkey Mitch had nearly 200 visits last week. I think we're onto something really BIG.
Black Death Madonna. In light of the seemingly inevitable bird flu pandemic looming on the horizon, the news media will be happy to know but unlikely to report that Madonna, along wiith Cher, will probably survive. As the media projects fear onto us all, that up to 100 million of us could die from the bird flu, it's comforting to know that Madonna will still be around. It's nice to see her back in the saddle so soon after her fall too. You go girl!


Dorian Gray Madge


"Outhouse Madonna"...now that's NASTY. Maybe she can pop out of the toilet like she popped out of the floor of the stage at the beginning of her reinvention tour. We may need a new catagory for this one. She can go right into a back bend and then walk across the stage on her hands and feet with her belly to the roof.


My blog is back...only now I'm Monkey Mitch from San Francisco. My mate for life the Bingo calls me Monkey so I'll become Monkey Mitch for the Blogs sake. I like when he calls me Monkey. It's better than some of the other things I've been called. Maybe I dance like a monkey or maybe he just likes the way I screech when he tugs on my banana. In any case, Monkey Mitch is alive and well and living in San Francisco. I'm more of a bear than a monkey and there is a place called Monkey-Bear Falls which is located somewhere in Washington. Maybe I'll become Monkey-Bear instead of Monkey Mitch. Sometimes the Bingo will call one of our dogs or cat Monkey and then I get upset and tell him "I'm the Monkey." Little Arty and Tuffy don't mind being called by their real names...save Monkey for me I tell him.
I've seen Taboo 4 times and could have seen it 100 more times. I saw it twice in London, once in Brighton Beach, England and once in NYC. The London shows were the best. I got his autograph on the CD at the London show. Wow...it was fantastic. I could have gone to the closing night of Taboo in London but opted to go to see Chicago with the Bingo and our friend Darrel. What a mistake that was...Chicago was not worth missing Taboo. When I first arrived in London I felt kind of melancholy and out of sorts. I didn't know what I expected from a trip to London but I did think it would be more magical. Well, the minute Taboo started and cast started singing, I was lifted to a place of pure magic. I left that theater feeling like coming to London was the best thing I had ever done. I went back again a few nights later and was just as moved. Being a 80s kid, Taboo really hits home. After the show in NYC, where the Bingo and I got front row center seats, Boy George came out for his curtain call and took both of my hands and bowed. It was really fantastic. Touched by the hand of cool as they say in the song. We were surrounded by folks who had seen 10, 20, 30 or virtually every performance. It was magic again for me. I hope it comes to San Francisco. I think it would be perfect for a June (gay month) run here in the City. If you want to know more about Leigh Bowery and Taboo, visit Leigh's website.
The NYC Show received 3 Tony nods, Best Actor, Best Costume and Best Original Score. I think it won for Best Costume. Well, day 1 of blogging is complete. I'll now go back to work on my real job stuff. I'm off to the Embarcadero YMCA and then to our home in the Sunset district near Golden Gate Park. Until tomorrow. - MM